Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Happy 50th, 60th or 70th Birthday Song Parody

Three Song Parodies for the Baby Boomers’ Birthdays

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Damn Right, I'm Good In Bed, I Can Sleep For Days

I'm Not Old, I'm Youthfully Challenged

I Don't Have A Solution, But I Admire Your Problem

I Am NOT in Denial

Song Parody of Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song - 70th Birthday Celebration

The Ballad Of Lynn Clampett (Last name changed to protect the old)

Come and listen to a story about a man named Lynn

A poor Kentuckian, barely kept a hair on his head,

Then one day he was combing through his locks

And out came a hair that was brown as a fox

Brown that is

Not Gray

Mercy me

Well the first thing you know ol Lynn’s an old man

Kinfolk said “Lynn you groan every time you get off the can”

Said “The hospital-lee is the place you ought to be”

So they loaded up the truck and the doctor they went to see

Pills, that is

High blood pressure

Lipitor

Well now it’s time to say goodbye to Lynn’s looks & youth

And we’ll have to hope he hangs on to that one or two last tooth

You’re all invited to repeat yourself over and again

He might hear you then but there’s no chance of his rememberin’

Old that is.
70 years.
Take your shoes off

And calculate.

Have a happy birthday, y'hear?

Balloons on the ceiling hanging from streamers are a fun and economical way to decorate!

#50th Birthday

#60th Birthday

#70th Birthday

#Overthehill

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Song Parody of I Am Woman Hear Me Roar - 60th Birthday Celebration

I AM 60 HEAR ME MOAN

I am 60 hear me moan

No longer fit and tone

And I can’t remember so I pretend

That I have no love handles

And I can blow out all those candles

With little help from the firemen

Oh yes I am 60

But it’s time for a cane

Yes I fell twice

But I hardly feel the pain

If I had to, I could walk around the block

I am 60 hear me moan

You can bend me but it would break me

And the hospital would refuse to take me

Cuz my bladder has lost all control

My nose hairs are getting longer

I smell like a fish monger

Cuz all this cat foot eating is takin’ it’s toll

On yes I am 60

But it’s time for a cane

Yes I fell twice

But I hardly feel the pain

If I had to, I could walk round the block

I am 60 hear me moan

I am old now hear me snore

My teeth have fallen on the floor

And I’m too stiff to bend to pick them up

Can’t see to find my way

Getting blinder day by day

Thank Goodness for my drool cup

Big 50

in Lite Brite

Fun decoration!

Song Parody of The Monkees Theme Song - 50th Birthday Celebration

Here she comes

Running down the street

The grooviest chick

You’ll ever meet

Hey, hey you’re 50

But people say it’s more like 20

And we’re too busy singing

To count the candles on the cake

We're just trying to be friendly,

But hey it’s your birthday

You’re the Tab generation

And you get older each day

Anytime or anywhere,

just look over your shoulder

Because we'll be standing there.

Cause next to you we look much younger

And people like to stare.

But don’t give it too much care

Cause we got plenty of beer

Hey, hey we’re your sissies

And we love you like you were 20

But we would be remiss

Without a 50’s diss

Hey, hey you’re 50

But people say it’s more like 20

And we're too busy singing,

To count the candles on the cake

Celebrate every day!

What if every day

were your day.

Celebrate Whimsy Today!

-Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Thank you Weird Al Yankovic for all the inspiration over the years!

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