Hostess Twinkies Comeback Anniversary!
July 15th Hostess Twinkies Comeback Song Parody and Quote
On July 15, 2013 the greatest comeback ever was upon us! Yes, the Hostess Twinkies made it’s long awaited, much anticipated comeback! Do you remember what you were doing on the day the Twinkie was reborn?????
I do, I was inhaling Twinkies wishing they were already frozen - my favorite way of eating a Twinkie. Did I get a frozen one after my long, difficult starvation diet of no Twinkies? Heck no!
Sugar Induced -- Sugar Buzz Quote:
Veni, Vidi, Vici
I came, I Saw, I ATE TWINKIES
What happened during my Twinkies feast? Well I got my sugar buzz on and start singing! Note to all writers out there: Have writer’s block~~~Cure~~~Sugar buzz!!!!!!!! Twinkies to the rescue! If you are a professional writer, keep your Twinkies purchase receipts, consult your tax professional, as Twinkies may be a write-off!
Hostess Twinkie Comeback Sugar Buzz Song Parody
To the tune of: I Believe In Miracles (You Sexy Thing) by Hot Chocolate:
I believe in miracles
Since you came back on the shelf
You creamy cake goodness
Creamy cake goodness
I believe in miracles
Since you came back on the shelf
You creamy cake goodness
Creamy cake goodness
Miracles right before my eyes
Your Golden Sponge Cake with Creamy Filling
got me hypnotized
Don't stop what ya' doing
What ya' doing to me
My Tab cola lying next me
Washing down the sweetness you bring to me
Been a long time coming only just begun
Doing all the things that makes my heart sing
Keep doing what you're doing, you creamy filled thing
How did ya' know I needed you so badly
How did ya' know I gave my money gladly
Yesterday I was one of a lonely people
Now I gave $5 for a box
I’m hooked & looking for things to hock
I believe in miracles
Since you came back on the shelf
You creamy cake goodness
Creamy cake goodness
Only yesterday I was on my own
Just another day later my mind was blown
With sugar hallucinations & delusions
With sugar hallucinations & delusions
The crinkling of the wrapper makes me scream
I know I'm close to having cakey goodness with cream
You’re doing all the things that makes my heart sing
Keep doing what you're doing you creamy filled thing
How did ya' know I needed you so badly
How did ya' know I gave my money gladly
Yesterday I was hoping to put some in the freezer
Now you’re lying next to me
I only have less than three
But, I believe in miracles
Since you came back on the shelf
You creamy cake goodness
Creamy cake goodness
Please note: I did not get any compensation from Hostess for this blog. I begged them for free coupons, but they ignored my emails. If they could not get back with me to tell me they love my song and quote or give me a coupon because they are too busy making future Twinkies, then we are still ALL good!
Twinkies Eating Terminology:
Do you EAT Twinkies or do you?
Attack Absorb Bite Chew
Chow Down Cram Devour Digest
Dine Dispose of Feast Feed
Gobble Up Gorge Graze Ingest
Inhale Lunch Masticate Munch
Nibble Nosh Pick At Scarf
Snack Sup Swallow Whole Wolf
Thank you Weird Al Yankovic for all the inspiration over the years!
Well I am off, as I bought a new box of Twinkies so I can have photos! Shucks!
The freezer calls!
Afterwards, I am going to visit our Exercise for those who hate the gym page <-Link.
Join me won't you!
May your day be filled with sweetness,
-Poems & Quotes Finder
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I am sort of hooked on the fruit pies myself along with orange cupcakes!
ReplyDeleteFunny parody.. I love Twinkies and was a little upset when they went away for that short time.
ReplyDeletelol, somebody is excited!
ReplyDeleteI love Twinkies and was very excited about their return but I have never tried them frozen! I bet they are delicious that way! I like to freeze angel food cake and eat it!
ReplyDeletei have never even thought about freezing a twinkie! but mostly because mine don't last long enough to get to the freezer!
DeleteLOL! I remember the infinite sadness when they went away & then it was blue skies & rainbows the day they came back. Well, not really, but you know what I mean!
ReplyDeleteHilarious "twinkie" song! Haha, being from Minnesota I always call the Minnesota Twins the "twinkles" so I don't even think of the treat!
ReplyDeleteThey're definitely pleasing to the taste buds, but I was not sad they went away, sad they came back. lol Funny song though.
ReplyDeleteHaha, this is great. My boyfriend was so sad to see Twinkies go! I'm sorry they wouldn't answer any of your emails!!
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up, Paula! I've only had Twinkies once in my life but now maybe I'll have to try them again. :)
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite snacks! Very creative song! :)
ReplyDeleteMichelle F.
twinkies are pretty awesome!
DeleteIt was hard to concentrate once I saw the Twinkies! but thanks this was great
ReplyDeleteI'm not exactly a twinkie fan, but I love the orange cupcakes! Very funny post though! Made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteMmmm Twinkies!! Or cupcakes! Thanks for making me hungry :)
ReplyDeleteHa!! Made me smile:) No, I don't remember what I was doing when Twinkies came back on the shelf, but I do like them every now and then.
ReplyDeleteLove the song! I don't eat twinkies anymore but I used to. They were definitely really good :)
ReplyDeleteI love the song!!!!! and omg I was so happy they were back, I love twinkies!
ReplyDeleteThis made my day, i love listening to a song like this. I'm not a twinkies fan but i really do love cup cakes and that orange cupcakes looks delicious.
ReplyDeleteI love your TAB cola reference, your so funny!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious!! I was so happy when they brought back the Twinkie last year.
ReplyDeleteThat's too funny. I love it. People lost their minds when Twinkies disappeared. I'm not a Twinkies person but I always loved the Hostess chocolate cupcakes. Yummy!
ReplyDeleteI never had eaten twinkies before. But you're funny and witty poem just motivated me to try one! I wonder what's in it that just makes you creative all of a sudden! Great post! :)
ReplyDeleteThe return of America's favorite spongy cake and goo, better known as Twinkies, is being marketed as "the sweetest comeback in the history of ever".
ReplyDeleteFor whatever reason, Twinkies are one of those items, like the Big Mac, Oscar Mayer wieners and Oreos, that have an iconic status. We know they aren't particualrly good for us. We're not entirely sure what's in them (Twinkies even have something new that extends their shelf life a few more weeks), but most of us have eaten them at some point. They remind us of childhood when we had deep discussions about the right way to eat the oval-shaped cakes (In one big gulp? Eat the filling out first? Savor every bite?)
Ha ha I love your twinkies song. I believed I never had this cake before but I am checking the store if they sell one. I am intrigued and wants to taste it too.
ReplyDeleteMy brother is so happy about this back on this shelves. HI nickname is Twinkie.
ReplyDeleteHow funny. I haven't had Twinkies since I was a kid, but I did love them back then.
ReplyDeleteI remember twinkies when I was little! So good!
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Love the parady, don't shoot me or anything but I've never been partial to twinkies, I mean I've eaten them, but what I prefer Hostess Cupcakes! Oh yes mam!!
ReplyDeleteIt's incredible how far in years these twinkies go! Premium Junk food that conquered the hearts of millions!
ReplyDeleteOMG too funny.... I always wondered why they left and came back... and frozen twinkies does sound pretty good. I usually have to hide them in my closet so the kids dont eat them all, but then I find the box empty because my hubby ate them all himself lol.
ReplyDeleteWhere have I been that I didn't know Twinkies made a comeback!!! Shopping with my Mom who probably knew about this and artfully steered the shopping cart away from all this goodness so I could not grab a box and run to the register before she could put them back on the shelf! Now that I know--off I go--will shop alone at least once a week!
ReplyDeleteWhen Twinkies didn't exist I felt a bit sad, but when they came back everything felt good again.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness the song is so funny! :D You speak to my heart eating desserts frozen....I like a slice of cake fresh from the freezer! Hehe
ReplyDeleteThis is great Paula, you cracked me up :)
ReplyDeleteI really miss eating Twinkies. I used to eat them quite often when I lived in the US, but here we don't have them (believe it or not)
This is hilarious! I will have to show my husban. We were just talking about the twinkie comeback.
ReplyDeleteGreat post! So much fun to read :) But can you believe that I've never had a Twinkie in my life?
ReplyDeleteThis is so much fun! I laughed so much reading this! But can you believe that I've never had a Twinkie in my life?
ReplyDeleteIt still makes me laugh when I think about the outrageous sums twinkies were being sold for when people thought they would no longer be around.
ReplyDeletevery cute song! I haven't had a twinkie in a long time
ReplyDeleteLOL! What a great song! I haven't had twinkies since I was young! I bet my kids don't even know what those precious little cakes are! MUST SHARE!
ReplyDeleteThis is such a cute parody. I love finding out about good parodies, they always bring a smile to my face.
ReplyDeleteThis is great! Now I need to go buy some Twinkies!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny! I "attack" twinkles! I haven't had one in forever. Now I want one! LOL
ReplyDeleteMy brother bought everyone Twinkies and saved them for Christmas presents when then went out of business. Pretty sure it was one of his favorite days when they came back! Great song.. :)
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