Song Parody: Promote Your Blog & Writer’s Block  

 A shout out to Weird Al Yankovic who inspired me to try to write song parodies as a kid to even now! You are the best! 

Beyonce Knowles - Put A Ring On It Lyrics

Song Parody - Beyonce - Promoting your blog

All the groovy guests, all the groovy guests

All the groovy guests, all the groovy guests

All the groovy guests, all the groovy guests

All the groovy guests, all the groovy guests

All the groovy guests, 

If you like this blog, you should Stumble Upon it

If you like this blog, you should Stumble Upon it

Don’t let this blog go to the way side, share it     

If you like this blog, you should Stumble Upon it

Beyonce Song Parody Promote Your Blog

Beat It by Michael Jackson Song Parody

Writer’s Block Song - Weird Al Yankovic Style

You want to be a writer, with lots of great fans

So blog it, but no ideas to be had

Weird Al Yankovic Michael Jackson

Just blog it, blog it, blog it blog it

Take a plunger and unclog it

Kids are loud. The cat and dog are in fight.

It doesn’t matter if the cat is wrong or right.

Just blog it, blog it

Just blog it, blog it

Just blog it, blog it

Just blog it, blog it

You have the recipe to your Aunt Ethel’s fudge

And you want to lose weight but your scale won’t budge

So make it, photograph it and let us all indulge

Just blog it, just blog it

You like to add goat’s milk in your long hot bath 

You help with the spelling, but are lost with the new math

You’ll write it, then we’ll read it

Then we’ll join you in your life path

So blog it, the no brainer idea you had

Just blog it, blog it

Kids are loud The cat and dog are in fight

It doesn’t matter if the cat is wrong or right

Just blog it, blog it

Blog it, blog it, blog it

Just blog it, blog it, blog it, blog it

Writer’s block goin’ be defeated

Showin' how funky and strong is your fight 10

It doesn't matter who's wrong or right 9

Just blog it, blog it

Blog it, blog it, blog it

Sharing is caring! Your share would be greatly appreciated:

If you like this blog, you should Pinterest it

If you like this blog, you should Pin it

Don’t let this blog go to the way side, share it

If you like this blog, you should Pin it

Other Song Parody Blogs:

Hostess Twinkies Comeback (<-link) to the tune of I Believe In Miracles (You Sexy Thing)
Rosie O'Donnell  Song Parody To Grease The Movie And Musical Sandra Dee
Over The Hill Birthday Songs for the 70th Birthday (Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song), the 60th birthday (song parody of I Am Woman) and 50th Birthday (The Monkees Theme Song)
How an idea becomes a USPS Stamp -- In celebration of Jimi Hendrix getting a stamp, a song parody of Schoolhouse Rocks' I'm Just a Bill
50 Ways To Leave Your Stress --A Zen-ful song Parody of Paul Simon's song 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
+ others if you want to go trolling through our other blogs!

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Motivational Love Pride Quote

For great motivational quotes to help inspire you out of your writer’s block: motivational quotes

Thank you to all the Groovy Guests who visited this blog!

 

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Huge Collection of Inspirational Quotes: Heaven, John Lennon, Friendship +

If you haven’t visited our website (sponsor of this blog) or it’s been awhile, this is a great time to as we have four new pages!

Inspirational Quotes About Death - Grief and Bereavement

This page includes coping with a recent death, the beauty of the fact our loved ones are in heaven, how to Memorial, Remembering and Accepting. Lots of quotes and posters.  Check out this page quotes on death

Departed Loved One In Heaven Quote

Long Inspirational Quotes in Free Form and Posters

This is a great quote by Maya Angelou:
I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.

I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he or she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life. I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life."

I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.

I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.

I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.

I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

 Visit our website for more long quotes

Inspirational Long Quote Poster

If you have a painting in you, paint.
If you have a song to sing, sing.
Don't judge your creation.
Just create it.

Banish doubt & fear and
step out of your own way
if you have to.

Write if you're a writer &
invent if you're an inventor.

Do what you were born to do.
Only then you will know
a remarkable life.
-Toni Sorenson

Famous Friendship Quotes

From our Famous Friendship Quotes page: 

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Charles Dickens 

Because You Are My Friend: 

When you're sad, I will dry your tears. 

When you're scared, I will comfort your fears. 

When you're worried, I will give you hope. 

When you're confused, I will help you cope. 

And when you're lost, and can't see the light, 

I shall be your beacon shining ever so bright. 

This is my oath; I pledge till the end. 

Why you may ask? 

Because you are my friend. 

For more great quotes to celebrate friendship

Famous Friendship John Lennon Quote

John Lennon Quotes and Birthday Beatles Song Story

This page includes great posters, amazing John Lennon Quotes and a Birthday Story that you can customize to for your Beatle’s Fan Birthday. Using loads of Beatles Songs, the story was written using song titles. Here is an opening sample of the story:

It was Another Day In The Life of Jack. Working Eight Days A Week, Driving The Long and Winding Road, Across The Universe, to the tin foil factory (where he worked).

You’d think he was living Back In The USSR.

So don’t Ask Me Why, after A Hard Day’s Night, this Nowhere Man, decided All Things Must Pass,
And Like Dreamers Do, and With A Little Help From His Friends (Here, There and Everywhere)

 he… to finish the story go here Beatles Inspired birthday story.

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They will give your spirit a
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The Good, The Bad, The Ugly Poetry Day 

Attention-Attention: Exercise your freedom of bad rhyming speech -- August 18th is Bad Poetry Day! Maybe you are a poet? Maybe you just don’t know it? Oh my!

Bad Poetry Day August 18th Bad Poems

Bad Poetry Day is August 18th 

Origins: A group of old high school chums decided to write bad poetry to send to an ex-teacher. Awesome! 

I thought I would share with you my bad poetry since I have a challenge for you later on. So here is my poetry writing history:

Rare Gold Star Poetry 

I retired from poetry writing at my zenith. I was in elementary school and got a rare gold star for my poem, "A Skinny Black Cat."  Always stop while your on top, especially if you really do not have any talent for poetry writing.

A Skinny Black Cat

I once had a skinny black cat
And all it did was sit on a mat
It broke in the house
And ate a five foot mouse
Now that cat is fat, fat, fat!

Night Time Cold Medicine, Sylvia Plath and Bad Poetry

Coming out of retirement - The back story:

I was researching with a terrible cold (I'm a little wired on the nighttime cold medicine--sometimes that happens) quotes and poems for my Facebook page.  That when I discovered Sylvia Plath.  I was hooked from the first quote.

The combination of Sylvia swirling in my head, nighttime cherry cough syrup and the fact that my parents moved from the buffer zone of over a 100 miles away to 2.3 miles down the road a year ago March 17th, culminated in the following poems that I bravely submitted to Poetry Magazines.

Yup, this is what happened:

Sylvia Plath Bad Poetry Day Poems Poster

These are the best and tamest of the group of eight poems that wrote that night:

Sylvia Rose And So Did I 

I try to write but nigh
My voice gets stifled in your lies
Until one night I got a visit from Ms Plath
And she sent you to the grave before my eyes
Sylvia rose and so did I
Now you will have to endure both our wrath

Original Poem - Poetry 

You deemed everything manual labor
Making your coffee-manual labor
Getting the mail-manual labor
Throwing away your trash-manual labor
Doing the dishes-manual labor
Even clearing your dirty dishes from
your nightstand-manual labor

Seeing what’s on tv-manual labor
Fetching your shoes-manual labor
Finding your lost stuff-manual labor
Doing anything you don’t want to do
-manual labor

And you told me you were retiring
from manual labor
You deemed everything manual labor
Doing anything you don’t want to do
-manual labor
You loving me-manual labor


Princess 
You think you are cool
Having everyone waiting on you
But we think you are cruel
And are waiting on you
to die

Poetry - The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

The Good:

So what happens if you are celebrating bad poetry day and the unthinkable happens?  That’s right a good poem accidentally gets written. Yikes.  Well I suggests, sending it to our website for possible publication

Submit Your Poems Dirty Harry Quote

So do you feel lucky poet?

Follow this link: submit your poems to submit your poem and for further information on publishing terms. Please only send us poems that are written and owned by you. We will do our best to accept as many poems as possible!

Lewis Carroll Quote Good Poetry Poems - Bad Poetry Day

The Bad and Ugly Poetry:

Leave your bad poetry you write to celebrate the fine day in the comment section below!

Love short poems?  Read some famous haiku poems and some inspirational thought haiku.

Find time to rhyme!
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Dedication to Peanut Butter Quotes and Easy Peanut Butter Cookie Recipe 

Song Parody It's Garry Shandling's Show 

for my Peanut Butter Blog:

This is my peanut butter blog

The blog to peanut butter

Dreamed of peanut butter and now I have this crazy blog

I’m really just getting started,

How would you like a blog to peanut butter

This is the blog to peanut butter

The opening quote is coming next

Then a cookie recipe that takes three ingredients

We’re almost to the part where I will drool

Then we’ll have a peanut butter blog

This was the opening to my peanut butter blog!

Duct Tape Peanut Butter Quote Emergency Kit

I Love Peanut Butter Quote:

Nothing comes between me and my peanut butter... nothing.  Not even chewing gum in my hair!  -Jackie Bishop

Easy 3 Ingredient Peanut Butter Cookie Recipe:

Ingredients:

1 Cup (over flowing) of peanut butter

1 egg

1 cup of sugar

Mix the 3 ingredients with a spatula and chill for 30 minutes.  Roll in balls and put on baking sheet. Then take saucer and put a layer of white sugar on it.  Take fork and lightly coat in sugar. Then press down on cookie in one direction. Coat fork again and press cookie down in the opposite direction. The famous criss-cross pattern!

Easy Peanut Butter Cookies Recipe Quotes

Bake for 8 - 10 minutes in a preheated 350 deg. Oven

Makes 18 cookies.  Why 17 cookies are only shown?  I take the fifth or was it the 18th amendment.  Consult my lawyer either way!

Easy 3 Ingredient Peanut Butter Cookies Recipe Quotes 

5 Peanut Butter Quotes -Let’s Celebrate Peanut Butter:

-There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. -Billy Joel 

-There are only three things in my emergency kit: duct tape, peanut butter and a spoon! -Jackie Bishop

-Who needs a girlfriend when you have a dog and peanut butter? -Quote

-Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. -James A. Garfield 

-If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.  -Barry Goldwater Quote

I Love Peanut Butter Quote Poster

I Love Peanut Butter Quote Poster:

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Peanut Butter on your bread, stop talking to them.  You don't need that kind of negativity in your life!

This is the Ending to My Peanut Butter Blog:

Recommended reading while eating Peanut butter:  Happy Encouraging Poems on our website.

Our Fans are the peanut butter to our jelly!  Thank you!

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Happy Birthday Party Game- Favorite Songs 

 Personalize Birthday Party Game with your Guest Of Honors Favorite Music

This was originally played at a 50th Birthday party so the main music group was 80’s music.  Personalize this game to your music lovers likes.

NOTE: It is not necessary to know the person’s favorite song.  Just his or hers general likes and dislikes. 

For each player including yourself and birthday honoree, make a group of 11 pre-printed (2” x 2”) cards of song’s you know the birthday boy loves, but some he just likes okay, and a couple he may hate.  Plus also a card that says 3 points on one side and is blank on the other.  Put each group of cards in alphabetical order by song title.

Have the guests (including birthday honoree) arrange the cards face down in the order they believe is the honoree's favorite to least favorite song.  

On the blank side of the 3 point card, have the guest put what they believe is his favorite song that is not in the game.  Place the card so that 3 Points is showing, not the answer. This is the tie breaker answer.

Birthday Party Music Cards, Each gets a stack (paperclip part of photo) and arrange face down favorite to hate song, with 3 point favorite write-in answer.

After the guest has put in order (faced down the order of the best to worst song and filled out their 3 point card, then the person who is to the left of the birthday person will go first (for each round) and flip over the first card which should represent the birthday person's favorite song.  Then the next person will flip over their card. The birthday person will go last and flip over the correct answer.  All those who got it right will keep their card, all those who got the answer wrong will discard the incorrect card to the middle discard pile.

At the end of the game, before the three point card is revealed, see if there is a winner.  That would be the person who has the been able to keep the most cards.  If there is a tie, then the three point card comes into play.  Have the tied players flip over the write-in answers.  Whichever answer the birthday boy likes best will be the winner.

Suggested prize for the game winner:  At the crafts store, you can get make your own buttons (pin-back).  Have a young picture of the birthday boy with the words “I know ____(his name) along with some candy.

Here’s what our birthday honoree’s list of songs in order of like to dislike:

Birthday Music Game Cards 

Favorite- Talk Dirty To Me - Poison,  2nd Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol,   3rd Girls, Girls, Girls by Motley Crue,   4th Desperate But Not Serious by Adam Ant,  5th Modern Love by David Bowie,  6th Safety Dance by Men Without Hats,  7th Jessie’s Girl by Rick Springfield,  8th Only in My Dreams by Debbie Gibson,   9th Brady Bunch Theme Song,  10th Like A Virgin by Madonna,  11th I Write The Songs by Barry Manilow  3 point answer: Wild Side by Motley Crue.

What is funny, is that everyone guessed Billy Idol’s Dancing with Myself as #1 except the birthday guy. Boy did we argue with him!

Birthday Party Card Game For Music Lovers Fun

For some great quotes to put inside anyone’s birthday card, check out this page of Positive Thinking quotes from our website and sponsor of this blog. Your visit is a gift and appreciated!

Party On!

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